Discovery of new chemical element

This element has been in existence right from creation of the universe. In fact recent findings indicate that it was the last element to have been created. It is marked as having the quality or power of producing; yielding or furnishing results; as that which increases the number or amount of products.

WARNING !! Prolonged exposure to this element can cause severe financial hemorrgaging and mental distress so be cautious especially if you belong to the opposite pole. SIZE AND VOLUME Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg. Isotopes: May vary from 40-200 kg. Height: 5feet, 5inches tall. Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Boils at room temperature 2. Freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown cause 3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that. 4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. POTENTIAL HAZARD Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. IDENTITY Chemical Symbol: Wm Common name: Women Ratio: 51:49 Handling: Very slippery and vulnerable. Asset: Behind every successful man Liability: Thinks on the right side of the brain hence...... Greatest enemy: own kind