1. There is a
99% chance that the woman who sells beans and gari at the corner
of the street is an Ewe woman and the waakye, kokoo, maasa and koose seller is an "Hausa"woman.
2. There is a 90% chance that the married woman who does not live in the same house with her husband is Ga 3. There is a 100% chance that the man or woman who begs you before insulting you is an Akuapem
4. There is an 80% chance that the man or woman whose shop you bought the spare part from at Abossey Okai is a Kwahu 5. There is a 97% chance that your wife who "kills" you every day with fried eggs, sausage, corned beef, tinapa, sardine and baked beans is a Fante
2. There is a 90% chance that the married woman who does not live in the same house with her husband is Ga 3. There is a 100% chance that the man or woman who begs you before insulting you is an Akuapem
4. There is an 80% chance that the man or woman whose shop you bought the spare part from at Abossey Okai is a Kwahu 5. There is a 97% chance that your wife who "kills" you every day with fried eggs, sausage, corned beef, tinapa, sardine and baked beans is a Fante
6. There is a 99% chance that the man you just spoke to who mixed up his L and R is an Asante 7. There is a 79.999999% chance that your missing cat has been consumed by an Ewe man and his friends and family
8. There is a 90.999999% chance that your dog cannot be found anymore because the Frafra man down the street consumed it last night with a calabash of pito 9. There is a 70% chance that the couple who wake you up every Saturday morning with the pounding of fufu are Akyem. 10.There is a 60% chance that the Ghanaian woman who will give you the best sex ever in your life is a Krobo woman.
If you see two Gas, it's a fight.
If you see three Nzemas,they are either going to buy a shoe (apparently they have chewed all their cow hides and they don't have any left for shoes) or they are going to gather coconuts from the seashore.
If you see four Ewes, then the population of cats has reduced by one or they are planning a coup d'état.
If you see five Ahantas, then it's a ritual murder.
If you see six Fantes, they are going to form a concert party group.
If you see seven Konkonbas or Nanumbas,then it's a tribal war over a Guinea fowl.
If you see eight Kwawus, then they are going to a funeral or Easter.
If you see nine Akwapims, they are forming a charismatic revival church or respectfully insulting each other.
If you see ten Asante, then they are either deported from Germany or looking for the nearest totobi chop bar.
8. There is a 90.999999% chance that your dog cannot be found anymore because the Frafra man down the street consumed it last night with a calabash of pito 9. There is a 70% chance that the couple who wake you up every Saturday morning with the pounding of fufu are Akyem. 10.There is a 60% chance that the Ghanaian woman who will give you the best sex ever in your life is a Krobo woman.
If you see two Gas, it's a fight.
If you see three Nzemas,they are either going to buy a shoe (apparently they have chewed all their cow hides and they don't have any left for shoes) or they are going to gather coconuts from the seashore.
If you see four Ewes, then the population of cats has reduced by one or they are planning a coup d'état.
If you see five Ahantas, then it's a ritual murder.
If you see six Fantes, they are going to form a concert party group.
If you see seven Konkonbas or Nanumbas,then it's a tribal war over a Guinea fowl.
If you see eight Kwawus, then they are going to a funeral or Easter.
If you see nine Akwapims, they are forming a charismatic revival church or respectfully insulting each other.
If you see ten Asante, then they are either deported from Germany or looking for the nearest totobi chop bar.
If you see two or more Bankye Akese (BA) young men, then they are trekking on the Sahara Desert to Libya for greener pastures.
If you see a group of elderly Wassaw men, then they are conspiring the next chieftaincy litigation.
If you see five or more Dangomba teenage girls, then they are adding to the Accra Kayayie population.
If you go to any social network sites and see political logic being advanced, then carefully scrutinize which of these accidental groups they belong and it won't be long to decipher the dichotomy of political thinking in Ghana. Bare and raw facts unadulterated dished out in the hope that that year 2013 will be rich in sharing good
experiences, rich in joy and conviviality, rich in optimism and commitment,
rich in faith and desire!
The year 2013 will be a special year
because Ghanaians despite all their differences have important goals to accomplish. It will be a year of hard work
but I believe that Ghana will succeed as we count on the loyalty of her hardworking sons and daughters with the invaluable collaboration of her international partners.
