Quoted everywhere

A FRIEND A good conscious is the best friend you will ever have!GOVERNMENT AND MEDIA “Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate to prefer the latter”. – Thomas Jefferson, Ex-prez of USA.FLY “A fly that has no adviser follows the corpse blindly into the grave”

AGEING "Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving". "You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them". PARENTING "Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee". "There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it". "Saving is the best thing especially when your parents have done it for you". MARRIAGE "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband"! "Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later". "You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway". "My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person". "It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss". "It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered". "There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it"! "Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner" PAYING TAXES "I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash". TALENT "Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent". VOTER "Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote". INDOLENT "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired". "Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others".